I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Someone shit on the floor
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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