I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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