and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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