She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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