I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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