Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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