I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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