is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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