But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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