Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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