Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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