So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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