i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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