quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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