i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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