Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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