is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
