Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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