One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
