I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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