do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
