absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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