I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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