Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
