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say what?
wanna hang out?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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