He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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