I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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