ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You were trust falling into bushes
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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