I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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