It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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