you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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