all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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