I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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