i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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