We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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