Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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