There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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