mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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