I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The air was thick with penises
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You are the jesus of drinking
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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