No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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