are you still at the devil's house?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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