sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hotel room ftw
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
