Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I believe in your delicious
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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