I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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