we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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