So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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