Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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