Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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