I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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