last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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